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Junior bankers still want to work in private equity: "I hate my life now. It's just a question of getting in"

Reported by eFinancialCareers
Jul 8, 2026· 3 min read
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Key Takeaways
  • • Junior bankers maintain strong demand for private equity roles despite deteriorating fund performance, with recruitment demand described as "as strong as ever" by private equity search firm executives, according to eFinancialCareers reporting.
  • • Private equity fund returns have compressed significantly: Bain & Co. analysis shows PE funds now require 12.5% annual EBITDA growth to generate 2.5x returns over five years, compared to historical 5% growth requirements, making profitable exits substantially harder to achieve.
  • • Deal execution challenges are mounting: The Wall Street Journal reports 4,000 PE portfolio companies have been held beyond four years, with 1,500 held for more than nine years, indicating extended holding periods and delayed exit timelines across the industry.
  • • PE recruitment preferences are shifting away from investment banking talent: Rupert Bell, CEO of private equity search firm Private Equity Recruitment, notes that PE funds increasingly favor consultants and business operators over "resprayed bankers" to deliver required EBITDA improvements.
  • • Junior bankers view PE transition as escape from banking's perceived lack of purpose, with analyst commentary highlighting dissatisfaction with slide formatting and "fake deadlines" at investment banks versus the perceived value-creation opportunity in private equity roles.
Summary
Despite significant headwinds in private equity performance and fund economics, junior investment bankers continue to pursue private equity positions with undiminished enthusiasm. The paradox reflects junior bankers' acute dissatisfaction with banking work rather than genuine optimism about PE fundamentals, according to reporting from eFinancialCareers.

The underlying structural challenge facing PE is substantial. Bain & Co. analysis reveals that private equity funds must achieve 12.5% annual EBITDA growth to generate the target 2.5x return multiple over a five-year period, compared to the historical 5% growth requirement. This represents a 150% increase in value creation expectations and has made profitable exits significantly more difficult to execute. The Wall Street Journal reports that 4,000 PE portfolio companies have been held for more than four years, with 1,500 remaining on books for more than nine years—indicating widespread deployment challenges and extended fund holding periods.

Yet junior banker appetite for PE transitions remains robust. One analyst at a top U.S. bank told eFinancialCareers: "I thoroughly hate my life right now. It's just a case of getting in to private equity. All I'm doing is formatting slides and working towards fake deadlines. PE gives me a shot at a role with actual meaning. Where my work can actually count for something, rather than a shitty business development meeting that will head nowhere." This sentiment reflects broader dissatisfaction with investment banking workflow and perceived meaninglessness rather than confidence in PE economics.

Rupert Bell, CEO of private equity recruitment firm Private Equity Recruitment, confirmed that junior banker demand for PE positions remains "as strong as ever," but noted a critical shift in hiring preferences. "Working in private equity is still infinitely more attractive than being a banker, but the game got harder because you need to deliver much higher EBITDA growth," Bell stated. "Funds need proper operators to do this and they're more likely to be consultants or people who've run businesses than resprayed bankers." This preference reflects PE firms' recognition that traditional investment banking skillsets—financial modeling and transaction execution—are insufficient to achieve the elevated operational improvement requirements now essential for fund returns. The bifurcation between junior banker demand and fund hiring preferences suggests recruitment tightening ahead, particularly for candidates without operational expertise or consulting backgrounds.

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eFinancialCareers Junior bankers still want to work in private equity: "I hate my life now. It's just a question of getting in"